Have you ever had one of those days that the second you leave the house, you become aware that it was probably a bad idea?
This happened to me while merging onto the highway (and checking my blind spot like an appropriately safe driver, may I add):
By the time I pulled into work, the crack had already grown to an inch in size, and I expect the afternoon sun to take care of the rest. Right after this happened, I opened my Frappuccino bottle (because I’m getting good about stopping at Starbucks and am instead buying it for cheaper at Costco) while I hit a bump and am now wearing my beloved Frappuccino… but that’s okay because coffee is the new black. I also have Frappuccino all over my seat, steering wheel, and floor mats. Bucket seats are exactly that, folks!
This is why we have high quality front loading washers and a Tide theft problem. Clearly everyone else spills coffee on themselves on their way to honest paying jobs, because there’s no other logical excuse for stealing Tide.
I really just wish Tide thiefs would come clean.