I had my house professionally cleaned today…. And then my toddler woke up.

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May this explain the month and a half of silence: I have a toddler now.

“We don’t hit the dog.”
“Please keep your pants on.”
“Take that out of your nose.”
And naturally, a lot of “no, No, NO- *sigh*”

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Name: Lucas
Age: 15 months
Likes: Legos, splashing in the bath, and Mickey Mouse
Dislikes: things that don’t fit in his car, being force fed green foods, the stroller.