Eviction Notice

I interrupt this Maternity Monday with a public service announcement to the scorpion population living in my house rent-free:

G.T.F.O.

I have scrubbed my house clean, hired a second pest control company, and turned my backyard into ground zero of chemicals for the mass genocide that’s coming to said scorpion population.  Move on, or pay the ultimate price.

The clock is ticking.

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