If I get it all down on paper, it’s no longer inside of me,
Threatening the life it belongs to
And I feel like I’m naked in front of the crowd
Cause these words are my diary, screaming out loud
And I know that you’ll use them, however you want to

-Anna Nalick

You had to get my address from somewhere, so I’m making the assumption that you already know me.  That means that you already know that I’m a newlywed (which I’m technically not anymore, but I’m sticking to the title as long as it gets me free airline upgrades), I live in the Phoenix, Arizona area, and just purchased a new home with my husband that our 15 pound dog has decided is all hers.  To her credit though, it kind of is.

I talk about my dog too much to be considered healthy, I set fire to kitchen appliances when I try to use them, and I swear there is an elf living in my closet who shrinks my clothes while I’m not there (that’s the only logical explanation).